The Spirit of Georgia II

I have already heard some good conspiracy theories about the Russian war against Georgia:

1. Nato is to blame because it surrounded Russia.

2. The US is to blame because they want to build a missile defense shield in Poland and the Czech Republic.

But what is missing in these two theories is the Jews. Usually every good conspiracy theory blames Americans and Jews.

So here comes the ultimate proof that there is an American-Israeli conspiracy behind all this:

Coca-Cola (= American capitalist) invented a drink (= drug?) called “The Spirit of Georgia”. They decided to launch it just before the Russian invasion of Georgia. And even worse: One of the three flavours is called Blood Orange Kaktusfeige (= Indian Fig Opuntia) which means this drink is made of Indian figs!!! And as every conspiracy theorist knows Indian fig in Hebrew means “sabre” and sabre is the name for in Israel-born Israelis!!

I cannot imagine anything better on a hot summer day ;-)

PS: This blog is not Coca-Cola sponsored ;-)

This entry was written by Karin Quade, posted on 20. August 2008 at 18:10, filed under Europe, Germany, Israel, USA, anti-Americanism, anti-Israelism, anti-Semitism. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.