On my favorite German blog “The Axis of Good” I found the TopTen ways to tell if you are a Taliban:
10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
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My favorite is number 4:
4. You’ve never been asked, “Does this burka make my ass look big?”